Not Today Mercury Retrograde, Not Today Tee

Not Today Mercury Retrograde, Not Today Tee

• 100% Ring Spun Cotton
• Ethically Grown and Harvested Cotton
• Classic Fit 
• Tear Away Tag

The story behind the tee:
In 2015, I was engrossed in mercury retrograde like no other. I am not kidding when I tell you I dropped my cell phone in my swimming pool, had computer issues, experienced a water leak in my house, and had contractors building a pergola the wrong direction in my backyard. I even had a robber steal from our restaurant table during the middle of a business meeting luncheon.  All of these things happened within36 hours. Then, more ruckus began to unfold at the grocery store checkout line. I literally said out loud in a very sassy, stern voice, “Not today Mercury Retrograde, Not today.”  The checker could tell I was on my last nerve and barely spoke a word-poor thing. As I pushed my grocery cart to my car, I could only think about getting home, climbing into bed, and pulling the covers over my head.   That was a mercury retrograde I will never forget.