{"product_id":"unisex-softstyle-t-shirt-2","title":"Not Today Mercury Retrograde, Not Today Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Today Mercury Retrograde, Not Today Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e100% Ring Spun Cotton\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEthically Grown and Harvested Cotton\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eClassic Fit \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTear Away Tag\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe story behind the tee:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn 2015, I was engrossed in mercury retrograde like no other. I am not kidding when I tell you I dropped my cell phone in my swimming pool, had computer issues, experienced a water leak in my house, and had contractors building a pergola the wrong direction in my backyard. I even had a robber steal from our restaurant table during the middle of a business meeting luncheon.  All of these things happened within36 hours. Then, more ruckus began to unfold at the grocery store checkout line. I literally said out loud in a very sassy, stern voice, “Not today Mercury Retrograde, Not today.”  The checker could tell I was on my last nerve and barely spoke a word-poor thing. As I pushed my grocery cart to my car, I could only think about getting home, climbing into bed, and pulling the covers over my head.   That was a mercury retrograde I will never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Iris","offer_id":41447293747277,"sku":"55685492599306337017","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Iris","offer_id":41447293780045,"sku":"23310444378256908894","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Iris","offer_id":41447293812813,"sku":"61404660403339830512","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Iris","offer_id":41447293845581,"sku":"44806284476423620195","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Iris","offer_id":41447293878349,"sku":"23074554483408465491","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Iris","offer_id":41447293911117,"sku":"21993247881525724007","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/7081\/0445\/files\/7399619840343805448_2048.jpg?v=1733098375","url":"https:\/\/spiritualapparelandgiftsbyheather.myshopify.com\/products\/unisex-softstyle-t-shirt-2","provider":"Spiritual Apparel and Gifts by Heather Hildebrand","version":"1.0","type":"link"}